ACT ONE SCENE 1 – INT. ROBYN’S SHITTY LITTLE BACHELOR APARTMENT IN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE OF THE WORLD LONDON, ONTARIO. MAY 2012. Robyn is alone, as usual. She has finished packing and is about to leave the city where she achieved one of her most cherished life-long goals: obtaining her Masters degree in Library and Information…

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Sup my sweet sweeties? Today I’m introducing yet another new feature on the old bloggo (YES, ANOTHER ONE, DEAL WITH IT)….. Nonverbal Referrals! Yay! Here’s how it works: I read a book and sum up my feelings in one – YES, ONE – gif. It will be difficult, but I think I’m ready for it.…

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  Hey hey, cupcakes. It’s been a minute. Blame that chubby little muthafucka Cupid, whose golden arrow hath pierced my once-frigid heart and set it ablaze with Love’s undying flames. Or whatever. Ahem. MOVING ON. So as I’ve mentioned (*cough* whined about) before, my brain has got a severe case of the Love-Struck Stupids (band…

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NOTE: I wrote this last week and didn’t post it. I swear to god. Don’t @ me. Oh no! I completely dropped the July blogging ball didn’t I??? I blame Mexico  – and the broad-shouldered and curmudgeonly cutie responsible for turning my life into a telenovela. #EmotionsAreHigh Ok I’m squeezing one last review in… wait,…

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So I’m back. Mexico was afuckingmazing. I mean https://www.instagram.com/p/BWYPHmjBiLg/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BWYOqIVhxGj/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BWlctD9B0n6/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BWgbjeJhFIJ/ Plus I had this hottie all to myself: Oh, and this happened: https://www.instagram.com/p/BWqjRyuhVK4/ Still in vacation mode, I’m afraid, to that’s all for today! Later gators 😉 -xo, R      

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No review this week, due partly to what I’m afraid is the beginning of a dreadful book slump, myriad career-related stresses, and my  “””boyrfriend.””” I love him, but, well, every step a fucking adventure. Ah, modern love. Anyway. We’re going on vacation next week. I know, right? To Mexico, god help me. Sun, and heat…

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Salutations, good citizens of the internet! Boy, I am really crushing this whole blogging thing, eh? It definitely has nothing at all to do with the amount of free time I have as an under-employed, under-paid, and under-utilized “”information technician”” at the shitty little library where I’m currently working (Srsly tho, my heart is in…

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Greetings, earthlings! It is I, your favourite punk-ass book-jocky, back again to throw some books at you. No time for pleasantries. DUCK! Today I’m reviewing that is currently more instagram famous than <INSERT POPULAR YOUNG FAMOUS PERSON HERE>. If you’ve been hanging around the bookish part of instagram (obviously nick-named bookstagram because bookworms love nothing…

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Hey space cadets, how’s life on mars? Nothing new in Robyn-land, except for a case of rare but entirely real ridente gena dolore – smiling cheek pain, look it up. I blame the broad-shouldered dragon-slayer and his apparently complete and utter power he has over my smiling muscles. Anyway. Today I’m reviewing a newish book. It’s Windfall by…

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Holla holla get a dolla! How goes it, nerds? Lemme tell ya, I have been bogged down with children’s programming (snort). I mean, you guys have no idea how much work goes into planning these storytimes (snicker). Shit, my current library even gives us a month off from delivering programs so we won’t be overwhelmed…

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