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Ruh-oh. I just realized that amidst all the excitement of my fan-girling gif party ‘book review’ of Unholy Ghosts by Stacia Kane (my last post), I forgot to, er, finish the actual review. My bad. Any excuse for a Vikings gif, am I right? Anyway. I shall do it now! Verdict: READ IT. Duh. Didn’t you…
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So I’ve been a little down lately. Life and all that. And the worst part was that I had this wretched book ennui. So much to read, as always, but nothing I was quite in the mood for. You know what I’m talking about, right? Terrible dilemma. So I picked up a book I’d tried…
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…And so, the capricious blogger returned from the wildlands and staggered back into the blogosphere. Older, wearier, significantly crazier, her determination to share the minutiae of her reading life was renewed, now almost as strong as her unslakeable lust for the written word… What up, peeps! How was your April? Mine was in-SANE. Alas, this is a…
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Holla, readers! Where have I been, you ask? Why, I’ve been lurking in the darker corners of the internet, hoarding all of the Vikings gifs I can get my greedy little hands on. It’s been a very productive fortnight. My entire hard-drive now consists of variations of this: I regret nothing. YOLO and so on. Ahem.…
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I know, I know. I suck. Bad blogger, bad blogger. Mea culpa and all that. Been busy, darlings. And by busy I mean so unemployed that a productive day for me now comprises solely of putting on a bra and actual, non-pajama clothes to write my Lord of the Rings fanfiction. Ha ha ha (sob). Still, onwards…
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Hi y’all. Long time no blog. Haven’t had the wiffy or, frankly, the will to blog. That’s Nick Miller speak for WiFi, of course, but I will never ever again pronounce it any way but wiffy. So let it be written, so let it be done. Uh oh, did I just quote sexy Pharaoh Rameses II…
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‘Sup. I got nothing witty today, people. I am miserable, and misery means the only reading I’m doing consists of an embarrassing amount of books whose covers feature naked male torsos. Maybe a bit of the neck, if you’re lucky. And frankly, even the glut of smut isn’t doing anything to cheer me up. I…
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Howdy darlins! No new developments out here in suburbia. Still toiling away at my “novel” (ugh, why does that word always make me cringe? I feel like I’m breaking both the first and second rules of Fight Club when I mention it). Researching til my eyes bleed. Okay, so much of that researching consists of…
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Hello, dahlings! See, I can update every week! Yay me! Take that, resolutions! I am so keeping you this year! SUCK IT, 2013! Put on your serious pants, my internet friends, because I have to confide in you. I, Robyn Stone-Heart, a.k.a. She Who Loves Only Fictional Men, am nursing a bit of a bruised heart. Why? I suppose because…
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Happy New Year, everybody. Here’s hoping this one’s better than the last. I’m trying to suppress my natural inclination toward pessimism and be cheerful (ugh). It is, unsurprisingly, rather difficult. Do you remember that scene in 28 Days Later, when Jim tells Selena that “it’s not all shit” and his voice is all hoarse and Irish because he’s just been running and…