С Рождеством!
Join me in stuffing my gob with pierogis, cabbage rolls, and borscht while I ogle this fine, silver-foxy Dane playing a Russian gangster:
Yum.
Double yum.
Jealous of a cigarette, dammit.
So Russia. Much sexy.
Smoking is bad for you AND SO AM I, BABY.
Hngh.
WHY IS THIS SO ATTRACTIVE???
DYING. DEAD. RISES FROM GROUND AS ZOMBIE. GROANS “SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.”
Schwing.
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Ahem.
Well, anyway… Here is another attractive fellow masquerading as a Slavic Sex God.

Oh, Titus!
Cheers, everyone – Будем здоровы!
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