PS: Happy Russian Christmas!

С Рождеством!

Join me in stuffing my gob with pierogis, cabbage rolls, and borscht while I ogle this fine, silver-foxy Dane playing a Russian gangster:

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Yum.

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Double yum.

eastern promises gif 8So wise. And so sexy.

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Jealous of a cigarette, dammit.

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So Russia. Much sexy.

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Smoking is bad for you AND SO AM I, BABY.

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Hngh.

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WHY IS THIS SO ATTRACTIVE???

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DYING. DEAD. RISES FROM GROUND AS ZOMBIE. GROANS “SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.”

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Schwing.

Ahem.

Well, anyway… Here is another attractive fellow masquerading as a Slavic Sex God.

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You do realize how creepy it is to call “your” cat a sex god, right?

Oh, Titus!

Cheers, everyone – Будем здоровы!

Also, shameless self-promotion here: do please follow me on twitter and tumblr if you want more of my brand of crazy weird craziness.

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