Wow. I guess I have a heart after all.

Jerry: [crying] What is this salty discharge?
Elaine: Oh, my God. You’re crying.
Jerry: This is horrible! I care!

(Seriously though, doesn’t watching this make the cold chunk of igneous rock that’s lodged in your chest start to feel things again? Damn. Watch it on Vimeo here)

(FYI, igneous because it is the best kind of rock, and by best, I mean it’s made of LIQUID HOT MAGMA and also the most fun to say. IGneous. Iiiiiiiiiiiigneous. Igneouuuuus. Go on, say it. You know you want to. There. See what I mean? For some reason, saying it makes me feel like Gandalf.)